Showing posts with label Haunted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haunted. Show all posts

Monday, October 27, 2014

My Review of The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead... 

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 


When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.


My Review
OMFG!!! Where has Bizarro Fiction been all of my life? I loved this book!! I haven't laughed that hard in years!! This book was well written, and absolutely hysterical! If you're a prude, this book is not for you. Stacy has a haunted vagina. The female genitalia is talked about often. I won't give spoilers, but GET. THIS. BOOK! 


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As always, until next time...



Saturday, December 29, 2012

Mel's Review of Haunted by Willow Cross


Blurb
Have you ever heard something go bump in the night and wonder if someone was there? Only to go looking for the cause of the noise and find nothing at all. Or how about unexplainably feeling like you’re being watched when you’re completely alone? Things disappearing for no reason or strange ghostly footsteps in the hall? This book is a collage of short stories about a few of the otherworldly experiences I’ve had. Although they are not movie worthy, you may find them interesting. All the stories are %100 true. Nothing has been added for dramatic effect.


Mel's Review
5 Penguins
This was a really enjoyable book. I for one believe in ghosts and Willow did a wonderful job of retelling her experiences with the supernatural. Her stories even make me wonder if perhaps spirits are attracted to her BECAUSE she is so open and can see them. Whatever the case may be she is a genuine storyteller, and if you are a fan of real ghost stories and are looking for a quick read you should definitely check out Haunted.

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